The United States of Federal Republic of Vietnam is a huge, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 576 million Vietnameses are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hue City. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Vietnamese economy, worth 59.4 trillion Republic Tais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 103,125 Republic Tais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, on-duty Air Federal Republic of Vietnam flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Republic Tai mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal Republic of Vietnam's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Federal Republic of Vietnam is ranked 49,648^th in the world and 66^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,942.44 on the Gilded Widget Scale.